Ruth's daydreams of merrily shackling herself to the kitchen sink in the name of marital bliss are shattered. Her boyfriend dumps her on graduation day with a ticket to the world and a new future in his pocket. As it it wasn't tough enough living happily ever after in a world outside the student bar.

Turning to friends all equally baffled with the 'what next' syndrome, Ruth sets out on a mission to snare herself a suitable husband. Together the graduates chart a path of self-discovery and destruction through the suited and booted, high and low life of London Town. With hilarious consequences, terrible sex and a long hard stare in the face of reality, they all work it out in a finale as unexpected as life itself.